Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
the raccoons are back...
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