Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
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The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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