I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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