Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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