You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
someone owes me an orgasm
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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