ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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