I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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