We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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