if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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