I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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