dude i'm inner monologue high
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
this boner is exhausting
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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