"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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