Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?