your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.