He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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