Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Oh god it's open bar.
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