Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I came so hard my ears popped.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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