I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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