she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Reggie can tackle my bush.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
