You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
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Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
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Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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