Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
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If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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