Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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