I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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