i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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