Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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