I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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