Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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