All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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