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(818): View more from California

Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?

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(303): View more from Colorado

pwbgyin

(1-303): View more from Colorado

what?

(303): View more from Colorado

penguin condom

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(313): View more from Michigan

So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?

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(347): View more from New York

triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?

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(440): View more from Ohio

I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height

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(903): View more from Texas

I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...

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(312): View more from Illinois

I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.

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(440): View more from Ohio

So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.

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