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(603): View more from New Hampshire

his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all

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(404): View more from Georgia

I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.

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(707): View more from California

He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.

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(305): View more from Florida

I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas

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(913): View more from Kansas

Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow

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(540): View more from Virginia

I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex

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