Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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