He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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