He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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