She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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