You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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