wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
