Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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