But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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