Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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