No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I don't think brook has ever known best
She announced her abortion via fbk
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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