if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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