I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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