Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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