yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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