Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I think people are normalizing furries
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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