Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
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I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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