my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
