Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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