Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
She just used a chaser for red wine.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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