is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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