Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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