Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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