He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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