it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
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And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
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Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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