return my video game
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
