is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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